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jewdar:

noeydee:

jewdar:

sisterspock:

• MARRIAGE FOR EVERYONE
• Toronto International Film Festival - (largest film fest open to non-industry members of public - YUS)
• universal healthcare goddamn
• THE ORIGINAL JAMES TIBERIOUS KIRK
• THE ORIGINAL MONTGOMERY SCOTT
• drinking age = 19 (18 in Quebec)
• En français, s’il vous plaît!
• 4 seasons a year
• the CBC
• fucking stunning natural beauty EVERYWHERE YOU TURN (see my picspam)
• multiculturalism
• best donuts on planet seriously, though
• SCTV (John Candy, Rick Moranis and other firstclass riots started out with that show)
• The Royal Canadian Mounted Police aka MOUNTIES (unf unf unf)
• that bamf, Michael J Fox
• cheapest and bestest maple syrup anywhere
• awesome schools
• breasts are not illegal in public, on TV or in print
• Kieffer Sutherland (yes, he’s a drunk; he still kicks ass on screen)
• shit son, we’ve got kickass galleries museums restaurants cafes nightlife parties need I say more
• more than 2 major political parties
• Pierre GQMF Trudeau
• university costs less than 7 K a year
• Canadian women - FUCK YEAH

So basically, you should get your asses up here, if you haven’t already.

WE WANT YOUR SOUL.

You forgot hockey, beaver tails, ketchup chips and poutine!

SETH ROGEN, FTW.

P.S. I want to marry a Canadian so I can have citizenship there. All you Canadians are fine ass motherfuckers.

You can come down here and marry me. IT’S LEGAL. ♥

I also want to marry a Canadian.  Darn you Canadians and all your perks!

Everyone likes a good riddle. In Chapter 7 of Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland, the Mad Hatter poses a famous one: “Why is a raven like a writing desk?” Lewis Carroll intended that it should have no solution, but puzzle maven Sam Loyd offered these anyway:

• Because the notes for which they are noted are not noted for being musical notes.
• Poe wrote on both.
• Bills and tales are among their characteristics.
• Because they both stand on their legs, conceal their steels (steals), and ought to be made to shut up.

In 1896, Carroll proposed an answer himself: “Because it can produce a few notes, though they are very flat; and it is nevar put with the wrong end in front!” (”Nevar” is “raven” spelled backward.)

and I just wanted to say thank you. It made me smile. :]
Not going to repost it, but yeah.

jewdar:

sisterspock:

midorisour:

metamorphmagus:

morsmordre-:

loveisall-loveisyou:

whatwouldkanyedo:

jerry

I named it dhani, but then I changed it to teresa junior.

touch; oliver. classic; sidley.

I named mine Winston.

I still haven’t named mine (the one with the GQMF engraving). A friend suggested Quinto, but I’m undecided.

::bad robot::

Serious Blak.

Sheldon.

Voluminous windbag Kanye West is at it again. This time, he’s not out to assault your ears with stupid quotes, outrageous comments and nonsensical rhyming. Nope, this time he’s out to assault your eyes with the written word. Kanye, who says he doesn’t read or respect literature, has dictated a book called Thank You and You’re Welcome. Modest title, ain’t it? This 52 page (though some pages are blank and others only include a few words) book is soon to be classic of the literary world so why not learn to your “Kanyeisms” (West’s self-titled nuggets of “wisdom”) now by playing a little game called “Kanyeism or Zoolanderism?”

Simply guess who said the following quotes — rapper Kanye West or male model Derek Zoolander:

1. “Sometimes people write novels and they just be so wordy and so self-absorbed.”
2. “I’m pretty sure there’s a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is.”
3. “I’m not an ambi-turner.”
4. “I am a proud non-reader of books. I like to get information from doing stuff like actually talking to people and living real life.”
5. “How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read if they can’t even fit inside the building?”
6. “I am not a fan of books. I would never want a book’s autograph.”
7. “My mom taught me to believe in my flyness and conquer my shyness.”
8. “Rufus, Brint, and Meekus were like brothers to me. And when I say brother, I don’t mean, like, an actual brother, but I mean it like the way black people use it. Which is more meaningful I think.”
9. “You think that you’re too cool for school, but I have a newsflash for you Walter Cronkite… you aren’t.”
10. “I feel like to misuse, overuse or abuse someone is negative. To use is necessary and if you can’t be used, then you are useless.”

Ok now, no cheating. Post in the comments how many you actually got right. You can check them by selecting the hidden text below at the bottom of the article.

http://www.blogiversity.org/blogs/raikus/archive/2009/05/27/who-said-it-kayne-west-or-derek-zoolander.aspx