- MARRIAGE FOR EVERYONE
- Toronto International Film Festival - (largest film fest open to non-industry members of public - YUS)
- universal healthcare goddamn
- THE ORIGINAL JAMES TIBERIOUS KIRK
- THE ORIGINAL MONTGOMERY SCOTT
- drinking age = 19 (18 in Quebec)
- En français, s’il vous plaît!
- 4 seasons a year
- the CBC
- fucking stunning natural beauty EVERYWHERE YOU TURN (see my picspam)
best donuts on planetseriously, though
- SCTV (John Candy, Rick Moranis and other firstclass riots started out with that show)
- The Royal Canadian Mounted Police aka MOUNTIES (unf unf unf)
- that bamf, Michael J Fox
- cheapest and bestest maple syrup anywhere
- awesome schools
- breasts are not illegal in public, on TV or in print
- Kieffer Sutherland (yes, he’s a drunk; he still kicks ass on screen)
- shit son, we’ve got kickass galleries museums restaurants cafes nightlife parties need I say more
- more than 2 major political parties
- Pierre GQMF Trudeau
- university costs less than 7 K a year
- Canadian women - FUCK YEAH
So basically, you should get your asses up here, if you haven’t already.
WE WANT YOUR SOUL.
You forgot hockey, beaver tails, ketchup chips and poutine!
SETH ROGEN, FTW.
P.S. I want to marry a Canadian so I can have citizenship there. All you Canadians are fine ass motherfuckers.
You can come down here and marry me. IT’S LEGAL. ♥
I also want to marry a Canadian. Darn you Canadians and all your perks!