If you’re ever feeling sad just remember that Jensen Ackles shapes napkins into penises
Perfect human being award.
alice's daily workout routine
- thinking about working out: i don't really want to..
- five minutes into thinking about working out: i really should..
- ten minutes later, doing something else: fuck it, i'm gonna do it.
- before starting a workout: it's only like an hour of my time.
- starting a workout: oh this isn't so bad
- five minutes in: oh my god why am i doing this?
- fifteen minutes: if i take a drink of water, i might puke it back up. i better not
- sixteen minutes: oh fucking fuck am i thirsty
- seventeen minutes: my mouth is sandpaper, can't feel my throat
- eighteen minutes: *takes drink*
- twenty minutes: *feels vomit coming up* DON'T THROW UP DON'T THROW UP
- half way in to the workout: ONLY HALF LEFT. I CAN DO THIS.
- five minutes to the end: oh god. oh god. i'm turning into a puddle.
- stretching after: my body is so mushy feeling. i'm gonna die.
- a minute after: OH YEAH I SURVIVED!
- a minute point two later: *lifts shirt* where the fuck are my abs that I was promised???