alice's daily workout routine 

• thinking about working out: i don't really want to..
• five minutes into thinking about working out: i really should..
• ten minutes later, doing something else: fuck it, i'm gonna do it.
• before starting a workout: it's only like an hour of my time.
• starting a workout: oh this isn't so bad
• five minutes in: oh my god why am i doing this?
• fifteen minutes: if i take a drink of water, i might puke it back up. i better not
• sixteen minutes: oh fucking fuck am i thirsty
• seventeen minutes: my mouth is sandpaper, can't feel my throat
• eighteen minutes: *takes drink*
• twenty minutes: *feels vomit coming up* DON'T THROW UP DON'T THROW UP
• half way in to the workout: ONLY HALF LEFT. I CAN DO THIS.
• five minutes to the end: oh god. oh god. i'm turning into a puddle.
• stretching after: my body is so mushy feeling. i'm gonna die.
• a minute after: OH YEAH I SURVIVED!
• a minute point two later: *lifts shirt* where the fuck are my abs that I was promised???