Both our diets I should mention are completely vegetarian…
Season 4, Episode 5
Hank: “Since when is fried chicken vegan?”
The premiere is Sunday and I am pumped. So I wrote this…enjoy?
1. Answer the phone with “YO BITCH”. Include “bitch” more in your vocabulary in general.
2. Carry a desk bell around. Tap it furiously when you’re angry. Bonus points for breathing furiously.
3.Enthuse about breakfast like there’s no tomorrow! Have extraordinary breakfasts this week! Have breakfast for dinner! Bonus points for each time you ask your roommates/partner what’s for breakfast.
4. Play the Walter White Drinking Game. One person is Walter White, while the other is Walt Junior. The Walter White forces Walt Junior to drink until…
5. Start collecting rocks and put them on your desk. When a coworker asks what the rocks are for, scream THEY’RE MINERALS.
6. Celebrate science. Cut yourself shaving and used hydrogen peroxide to cause an oxidation reaction? YEAH MR. WHITE. YEAH SCIENCE. Put mentos in diet coke? YEAH MR WHITE YEAH SCIENCE. Milk spoiled in the fridge. Yeah Mr. White, eh science.
How are you celebrating breaking bad’s return?
YES. Awesome post. I will be doing all these, while probably hungover because Saturday is my birthday. I also have an essay going on. Can I squeeze “bitch” in it? Is this acceptable for a college student?
This comes back on the day after my birthday! Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah~~~~~~~~~
Aaron Paul in a Corn Pops commercial (1999)
Yo misschur white these corn pops are the bomb yo
JESSE YOU NINCOMPOOP WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT CALLING THIS NUMBER
YEAH MR WHITE YEAR CORN POPS
Wanted to yell this at a customer today.