baravettski:

@superneck #faceswap (Taken with Instagram)

This just came up as an ad.

Check out the refreshed MySpace.com

LOL NO.

pleatedjeans:

via

thespazzylittlemonster:

twink-182:

japam:

lindaellerbee:

lumpiness:

internetcultureenthusiast:

Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.

Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.

There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.

But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?

High five, America!

this is why im glad to be a vegetarian tbh

Why the hell is it on a chair

it got tired of standing

Who cares we landed on mars

^^^^^

Mmm polyurethane.. Perfect for eating on Mars.

Aaron Paul on “The Price Is Right” [x]

yamino:

tpunkt:

dead

danipanteez:

kiango:

tenbabyshoes:

micrococoabursts:

ouroburritos:

patron-deity-of-roadkill:

meltdownnnn:

sassylesbianaranea:

ihopericksantorum:

obama has just won the election.

oh my god

im lAUGHING OMFHGGDH LMAO

THE DEATHSTYLE.

if he was a real catholic he would know that it actually isn’t wrong or a sin to be a homosexual?????  the deathstyle what are you ON

i read “deathstyle” as “death star”

i am laughing so hard omfg dude no. no this will not work AT ALL

this has to be fake

is this actually real or

…i cannot tell…

Via: facebook: Americans For a More American America (a political satire site)

In short: IT’S A FAKE.  but i totally could picture this coming out of his mouth.

accidentalfarmer:

Haters gonna hate…

kateordie:

rosalarian:

This is what happens when you remove pasties.

Yet another weird boob self portrait. Yet another day spent discussing nipples with the internet.

I love you, Megan.

danipanteez:

loulovescomics:

gallowglass:

:(

Laughed so loud.

oh my god.lolololol. dale noo. :(

:’(

fuckyeahdementia:

ice creeeeeaaaaaam

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