peetaslongbun:

Clearly the arena’s just a giant version of The Sims for the Gamemakers…

mishasminions:

*FLASHBACK*

OKAY, SO HERE’S HOW THE DREAM WENT DOWN

AT FIRST I WAS LIKE,

You know, minding my own business. Dreaming of nothing

BUT THEN I DREAMT AN AWESOME SONG PLAYED AND I WAS LIKE,

YEAAAHHHH! Heat of the moment!

So I  put my hands up coz they’re playing my song

Like yeah.

BUT THEN THE SONG STOPS AND I SEE CAS AND I’M LIKE

COZ HE WAS LIKE,

shirtless and wet and clean

AND I WAS LIKE,

Oh my, cherry pie.

AND HE WAS ALL,

SO I WAS ALL,

AND THEN SUDDENLY EVERYTHING WAS IN SLOW MOTION, LIKE IN THE CHICKFLICKS

LOLJK, THE MOTION WASN’T SLOW LIKE IN THE CHICKFLICKS

IT WAS ACTUALLY LIKE,

Real S&M type shit. (This was just foreplay)

AND THEN I WAS LIKE,

SO THEN WE WERE LIKE,

NEXT THING WE KNEW WE WERE

AND THEN AFTER THAT WE GOT IN THE IMPALA AND WE WERE ALL

Oooh Titanic Sex

AND THEN WE CAME

AND THEN CAS GETS OUT OF BED AND WAS ALL

“See ya, bitch!”

AND STARTED PUTTING ON CLOTHES

AND I WAS LIKE,

“WTF NOOOO DON’T LEAVE ME”

AND THEN I WAKE UP AND SEE CAS

NOW I’M ALL LIKE,

WTF CAS?! DID YOU JUST INCEPT ME?