nerdylolita:

HAHAHA

• Me: I think I'm gonna go to sleep now.
• TV: lol but good shows are on.
• iPod: sleep? Is that a new app?
• Sleeping position: lol you're not gonna be comfortable.
• Mind: what's the meaning of life though?
• Temperature: lol it's too hot and too cold.
• Noises: oh, you said be louder? Okay.
• Tumblr: Lol! Keep scrolling, bitch.
• Sexual organs: you know you want to go fap.

thisnoiseismusic:

HAI, GUYZ. THIS IS HOW U GAUGE YOUR GAUGES, RIGHT?! 

IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE PAINFUL AND BLEED. SILLIES. 

petitedeath:

humansolatium:

thegoddamazon:

Oh look, Jon Stewart. Hay boo haaay.

would.

 FUCK YES