you don’t realize how wonderful it is to actually breathe until you get sick*.

yesterday i had to hold my breath to eat my sandwich because i can’t breathe out of my nose. do you know how enjoyable that was? 

*well, dying is worse, but okay.

6 May 23:28
3 weeks ago
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# yep
# text
# self
  • Me: It's late I should sleep
  • *shuts down laptop*
  • *goes to bed*
  • *finds phone*
  • *commence mobile blogging*
  • Me: ops

Waiting… Diablo III is open beta this weekend! Starts today at 12:01 PM (NOON) PST!

22 Mar 3:05
2 months ago
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# lolz
# self
  • Me: I think I'm gonna go to sleep now.
  • TV: lol but good shows are on.
  • iPod: sleep? Is that a new app?
  • Sleeping position: lol you're not gonna be comfortable.
  • Mind: what's the meaning of life though?
  • Temperature: lol it's too hot and too cold.
  • Noises: oh, you said be louder? Okay.
  • Tumblr: Lol! Keep scrolling, bitch.
  • Sexual organs: you know you want to go fap.
I bought $22 worth of gardening stuff (pots) [and candy..] at the dollar store today.

No shame. No fucking shame.

23 Feb 22:21
3 months ago
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# self

I might not have gotten the two dresses I wanted, but I scored these Betsey Johnson tights for $4.

5 Jan 23:14
4 months ago
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2 Jan 19:11
4 months ago
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Eating Red Hots and being a lazy piece of shit because my nerves have been wrecked for the passed three days. 8]

2 Nov 22:10
6 months ago
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# self

Can I have a boyfriend made out of cookies?

Tempted to

write “you need some boobs rubbed in your face to make you less uptight” on someone’s status on Facebook, but I know I would give him the wrong idea.

That awkward moment when

you’ve been making a tattooed skin for Sims 2 going on about three hours and you realize that you have to repeat all those layers on adult female (AF) cut, AF soft, elder female (EF) normal, EF cut, and EF soft.  ANDDDDDDD you were hoping to make a skin for the male part of the file too. sfsgr4ty e456 egtdg ddyhb uyujfgn v jghjhgjgh.

You know what’s attractive?

Not shoving your beliefs down my goddamn throat.  Oh hey, you don’t eat meat?  Okay, that’s fine, but don’t tell me that I don’t love my animals because I eat meat.  Don’t get pissed at me for eating a goddamn chicken nugget even though I own chickens.