She cured the plague of the holy child / And all the while / She just walked in / And boom! she said / In her room with her red fingernails / And a grip on the answers.
Alice. 20's/F/NC. Student. Pervert. Whatever. 
I know, we’ve been drinking. {x}
You know how sometimes you wake up in the morning and you’re like I NEED TO HAVE SEX RIGHT NOW
but there’s no one around, so you jack off, and then you’re still horny so you do it again and then you’re STILL horny so you give up and decide to distract yourself with a Capri Sun, too much bacon and Mad Men, but Don Draper just DOES IT FOR YOU so you end up right back where you started?
Oh.
Me neither.
Last night.
